In “The Naked Wine Show”, American Blogger Susan Sterling reviews wine in the buff. Her video’s are subtitled “The Sixty Second Screw”. Yes that right folks, this goes beyond satire. And of course she isn’t naked at all.
What you get is a head and shoulders shot of bare flesh and long flowing hair, and plenty of swirling. Ms Sterling would be considered attractive if it wasn’t for the fact that her straight to camera delivery wasn’t so bloody smug. My my, this is a lady who is very pleased with herself.
In this week’s (lack of) titillating video, Ms Sterling displays all the seductive qualities of the late Kathy Staff in full Nora Batty garb.
The mugging to camera as she undoes the “screwcap” on her highly unimaginative choice of wine (Hardy’s Nottage Hill 2006 Shiraz) makes even Nigella Lawson look understated.
Her description of the wine is perfect mediocrity, “Medium Body, Medium Acidity, Medium Tannins.” Hmmm…. Thanks for the insight Susan.
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