Yummy, yummy in my tummy. And then striaght back out.
This posted by David Stoesz at Seattle Weekly. It has an American Slant of course (what is Trader Joes?!) but as Wall-Mart owns ASDA in the UK I’d like some suggestions with a specific UK slant. Chateau Hood de la Chav anyone?
Tim Dempsey, a friend who’s on a budget but without access to Trader Joe’s, has taken to drinking Wal-Mart’s house brand of wine. Tim writes: “I actually think that for $2.95 a bottle it’s okay, and sometimes I would swear it’s good. But what do I know?”
Here are Tim’s top 10 nicknames for Wal-Mart wine:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
2. Grape ExpectationsAnd the No. 1 name for Wal-Mart wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
