Best caption gets a bottle from my cellar (small space next to fridge, that I call my cellar)! Enter using the “comment” below
I found this corker on vinography.com and the excellent photo was taken by Matt Wilson – check out his website

Watch as I turn my face into a Wine Bottle

“An aromatic wine with explosive black fruits on the nose!”
“Get smashed!” Should I be the lucky winner, please donate the bottle to the local cats’ home.
“After his expense claims are found to be false another MP Hits the bottle.”
Oh no! I just hope that’s blood.
This one goes straight to your head.
Shoulda had a V8!
please disregard the 1st one as the email address was incorrect.
It’s OK, George, I’ve found a corkscrew … oh, too late
History now accepts that George, Duke of Clarence, was killed in a headbutt of Malmsey wine
Here’s another use of my photo which is copyrighted getting used for a caption competition
Permission was asked for and granted for use of this image. I think the competition may be over though
Yes, alas tis over but we’ll be running another one next week. Thanks for the use of the image