I’m devastated. Distraught. Bereft. Less than three weeks after I purchased a brand new MacBook Pro, the poor machine is now lying dormant, unable to power up, utterly f*cked. And it’s all the fault of a Malbec from Concha Y Toro. Here’s the sequence of events: 2008-2009 – I pontificate, procrastinate and ruminate about buying [...]
"I Was At This Conservative Party Fundraiser the Other Day…"
by Gavino on 14. Jul, 2009 in Wine Label Oddities, WOTW News
I recently attended a Conservative Party fundraiser. There. I’ve said it. Just to be clear, I will sit through a plague of Coldplay gigs before I ever vote Conservative, but when you’re under a three line whip from your mother-in-law you soon leave your political ideology hanging off the footscraper near the front door. And [...]
Lock Up Your Jewellery Jancis – There's A Burgler About!
by Gavino on 06. Jul, 2009 in WOTW News
First it was Hugh Johnson’s priceless garden antique and now it’s Michael Broadbent’s bicycle. Yes, dear readers, a crime-wave seems to be sweeping over Britain’s most revered wine writers. Back in March this year, Mr Johnson had a 17th century astronomical sphere ”half inched” from his Essex garden. Johnson, the legendary glass sniffer, lives in [...]
Vinious Musicas! Harry Potter Casts a Spell Over Wine Glass Muggle!
by Gavino on 01. Jul, 2009 in Just Plain Weird, WOTW News
Harry Potter is about to return to the big screen again, and it’s fair to assume that we’ll get another two hours of tedium until we get to the good bit at the end where Dumbledor is killed by Snape. (SPOILER ALERT!! I’ve just spoiled it!) Anyway, I knew there had to be a wine [...]
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Tesco wine chief hoists himself by his own petard. Ouch.
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Caption This Photo: I’m only drinking with you because…
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Concha Y Toro Killed My MacBook Pro
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Caption This Photo!
27. May, 2009
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Caption Competition!
24. Apr, 2009
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Oddbins returns but does it know what it’s doing?
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DrinkOware: Fake Shardonnay from Austrlia. Hic.
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Chewing gum found in ‘fake’ wine bottle
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6 litre bottle of 1961 Latour sells for £135,000
28. May, 2011
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Who Madoff with all the wine? Bernie did!!
27. May, 2011
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MorayJ: Customer Recommended Auction Price - geddit!?...
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Gravy Drinker: website may say coming soon, however the wines are...
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Simon: I like to bottle my sons wee and resell it as Blue...
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Hibbert: Being a devoted fan of Manchester United & tha...
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Leen: I'll take a shot of that spo-dee-o-dee! Anybody r...
