Pat Paid The Price for Staying With The Union
News in from my home county. The BBC reports that Dorset licensing chiefs have pulled the rug from under a round-the-clock alcohol delivery service over fears about potential disorder.
The budding businessmen behind the idea are a couple of likely lads named Jacob Scott and Chris Davis. Trading under the company name “After Hours” the boys claimed that they came up with the idea of 24hr alcohol home delivery to curb the spate of drink driving in the area. My Scott was quoted as saying “What we need is a service where you don’t have to drive to get alcohol if you have already had a few drinks. We will come to you.”
The Police campaigned against the licence saying that it would simply encourage people to go home after partying, order some more booze and party some more, thus increasing instances of anti-social behaviour.
Dorset’s stoner community were unavailable for comment (they were busy shark sinking some boojees of the Turkish stuff and brace bouncing bushgullet bongs) however it is rumoured they maybe, like, possibly in the future man would most definitely consider using a 24hr Munchie delivery service.
Councillor Andrew Morgan (Conservative) said: “Whilst we really admire the entrepreneurial spirit of the two gentlemen making the application, we felt that they hadn’t considered the risks and controls properly, and for those reasons we felt we are right to say no to the application.”
Mr Morgan was not available to vote on the proposed 24hr Munchie service as he was watching a Cheech and Chong double bill at the local Odeon.
