Bloke is running to catch his train. He makes it to the train, just in time. He sits opposite a Hitchcockian Blonde. Train conductor asks for his ticket, but wait, bloke can’t find his ticket. He panics. Blonde nods towards Bloke’s penguin classic, now resting on the table. Bloke looks befuddled. Blonde nods again. Eureka! Bloke realises his ticket is being used as a bookmark. Bloke and Blonde share a bottle of Veuve Du Vernay. To a sound track of Le Mer by Charles Aznavour.
Yes folks, this is how fizz was marketed to us in the 1980′s.