How To Use Wine to Seduce a Man

Two girls in bar. Adonis walks in and runs his hand through wavy hair. Predatory blonde approaches man leaving Plain Jane friend to sit on her own…but wait, what’s this? Plain Jane friend leaps to her feet like a gazelle and places herself in front of Wavy hair man. Plain Jane grabs a wine bottle and does something to the bottle that has Wavy Man searching for the number of the nearest rent by the hour hotel.

Oh dear.