It’s time to wheel out the Caption Competition again and, in the spirit of the World Cup, this one is a dead sitter just waiting to be stroked into the back of the net.
There is also a prize this week – provided by the good people at MissionPR who, despite my non-attendance at a Cloudy Bay event on Monday, kindly kept aside a bottle of 2006 Cloudy Bay Chardonnay. Clearly I am undeserving of such a reward so the wittiest response will be sent the bottle. (Alas, applies to UK only this time out).
So here we go then. “Be Frank. I’m only drinking with you because…”
‘you know what I mean Harry’
Frank Bruno! panto nockout
I’m only drinking with you because you’re here
because just like the All Whites, it gives you all it has, until the very last drop!
I’m only drinking with you because we’re both French
life’s too short to drink alone!
we are both worth it!
if I drank it alone I’d be called an alcoholic!
Because…I’m worth it!!
“My Ego is Drunk.”
John Terry’s doin’ my missis.
…because the world cup is about sharing and love…ahhh!
We may as well be naked together !
…I don’t have my own bottle, and I’m letting you watch the game!
I’m trying to get you so drunk you sleep with me
I only drink with the best!
I’m only drinking with you because I’m broke and you’re buying
its cheap and your worth it