DigitalSpy.co.uk is a vacuous waste of webspace. Gwyneth Paltrow is an actress married to a man who makes vacuous music.
Today DigitalSpy stated that ‘Gwyneth Paltrow has reportedly revealed that she likes to relax with a glass of wine a few nights a week’. DigitalSpy beleives this to be some kind of extraordinary revelation.
Still awake? Well you won’t be after you read the full extract from Mrs Martin’s horrific ‘Goop by Gwyneth Paltrow’ website:
On some nights, once the kids are asleep and I’m in for the evening, one of my favorite pastimes is to sit down with my laptop and a nice glass of wine. I read the news, do the occasional guilty shop on Net-a-Porter or Luisa Via Roma, and I’ve just discovered some great cooking blogs. These are at the the top of my list. Love, gp
Oh my.
My oh my,
My oh my oh my.
What utter B.S. And WineOfTheWeek has just added to the vacuity.
We feel dirty and ashamed.


Sorry, was there meant to be an article here? All I see is empty space.
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My god you’re right. There is absolutely nothing above except a hole in the space time continuum.