When WineOfTheWeek was at college, we got our alcoholic kicks from copious amounts of snakebite and black. I can say with absolute certainty that the University we attended did not have any form of wine cellar. If you are currently a student at Trinity College, Cambridge, then you may be pleased to know that your [...]
The government is after our wine!!
by Gavino on 05. Oct, 2010 in Gitmo
Here at WineOfTheWeek we like to keep the red flag flying high. Up until today our commitment to revolution has been limited to our ability to get up from the comfort of our armchair. But now things have changed. Yesterday George “nice but dim’ Osborne punched us in the stomach by announcing he was taking [...]
Tesco refuses to sell dad wine because 8 year old daughter had no I.D.
by Gavino on 28. Sep, 2010 in Gitmo
Yet another example of gitmo supermarket behaviour reached WineOfTheWeek at the weekend with the news that a father who went shopping with his daughter was unable to buy a bottle of wine because his eight year old child did not have ID. Despite explaining his daughter was only eight, Navid Asadi claims that Tesco staff [...]
Teenage girl sinks three bottles of wine a day
by Gavino on 25. Sep, 2010 in Gitmo, Wine on the web
Britain’s Daily Mail never misses an opportunity to expose the working classes for the dirty, drunken yobs that it believes them to be. Their latest assault focuses on a 17 year old from Chesterfield who has tragically developed an alcoholic addiction that even George Best would have balked at. Amy Lewis first hit the bottle [...]
“What do I have to do to get served around here?”
by Gavino on 30. May, 2010 in Gitmo, WOTW News
Another week passes and another Supermarket refuses to let shoppers buy wine. This time it was a 33 year old Cambridgeshire man denied by Tesco because he had no I.D. Sometimes life is beyond satire but sometimes we need the absurd to highlight, well, the absurd. Dear Readers, I hand you over to Roy Turse [...]
Morrisons and Asda Compete For “Most Stupid Retailer in UK” Award
by Gavino on 21. Oct, 2009 in But Seriously..., Gitmo, Just Plain Weird
It’s not often that WineOfTheWeek copies and pastes articles from the press but this piece in the Guardian is so well put that, ladies and gentlemen, I present below a damning indictment of our once proud nation. Personally I hope this trend of Supermarket madness continues and that consumers seek out alternative, independent retail outlets [...]
Average Wine Drinker Puts on Half a Stone a Year
by Gavino on 20. Apr, 2009 in But Seriously..., Gitmo, WOTW News
The headline to this post was taken from The Daily Telegraph last week, and upon reading it my first thought was “I’m ok then. I don’t drink average wine” And yet with further examination, it seems that this story has nothing to do with the quality of the wine and has everything to do with [...]
How To Live to One Hundred and Ten, Drink 1500 Bottles of Wine a Day
by Gavino on 28. Feb, 2009 in But Seriously..., Gitmo, Video Magic
The Red Wine Pill is in the news again. A study has shown that the resveratrol capsule provides more health benefits than drinking hundreds of glasses of the “sweet nectar of the gods.” About Seventeen years ago, the CBS program 60 Minutes first examined the so-called “French paradox”, which suggested that the French – despite [...]
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