Cenosilicaphobia is the fear of an empty glass. The Cenosilicaphobiac Cat is the name of a wine. Here’s the story of that wine presented to us by the consistently wonderful d’Arenberg: Growing up, fourth generation winemaker, Chester Osborn, had a large ginger cat with blood shot eyes named Non Alcoholic Booze. In typical Australian fashion [...]
A glass of wine makes hospital food taste better
by Gavino on 25. Oct, 2010 in Uncategorized
As reported in the Globe and Mail, this article kicks off with our favourite opening sentence of recent times. Here’s Wendy Leung’s piece concerning one hospitals attempt to make wine part of the hospital experience: Would you care for a nice glass of riesling with your watery tapioca pudding? Or perhaps a splash of shiraz [...]
One Caterpillars mission to drink red wine
by Gavino on 20. Oct, 2010 in Uncategorized
An animated caterpillar is on a mission to scale a wine glass. Go on little man! You can do it! Funny Short 3D Animation – Caterpillar & Glass Of Wine Uploaded by BettyReese. – Watch more comedy videos and sitcoms.
Scots just want a comfy sofa and a glass of wine
by Gavino on 19. Oct, 2010 in Uncategorized, WOTW News
WARNING: NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPHS. The Scotsman newspaper is reporting that Scottish pub-goers are more likely than their English counterparts to want a comfy sofa and a good selection of wine in their local bar. Not content with suggesting a hitherto unheralded alcoholic sophistication the article goes on to report [...]
Theresa May wages irrational war on alcohol consumption
by Gavino on 06. Oct, 2010 in Uncategorized
Home Secretary Theresa May played to the gallery at today’s Conservative Party conference by pledging to “tear up Labour’s disastrous Licensing Act”. As well as confirming her determination to go after below-cost sales of alcohol she also confirmed plans to give local people more say in licensing issues, to introduce fees for late-night policing, and [...]
Chateau Mini Clubman. It’s a car. And a Chateau.
by Gavino on 05. Oct, 2010 in Just Plain Weird, Uncategorized
Selling my Mini Cooper S remains one of my few regrets in life. It was a super little electric blue bundle of unbridled energy. It became costly to run and maintain and it had to go. I miss it dearly. So, when I saw pictures of the ‘Chateau Mini’ my pulse starting racing. These cars [...]
Alabama bans pornographic wine label
by Gavino on 14. Aug, 2010 in Uncategorized, Video Magic
It’s not often that WineOfTheWeek finds itself on the SoCal Glamour Girls website but a google alert (you gotta trust those links right?) recently had us clicking through to this rather different approach to wine news reporting. In a departure from their usual ‘All American Girl in Black Latex’ videos the saucy minx’s at SoCal [...]
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